Vampire Con

By Jeremy Steele I went to the Vampire Con. I figure if Mistress Veronica were still aliive I might have seen her there. There were quite a few people with canine teeth and fake blood dripping (I presume) dripping from their faces. The first person I saw there outside was Joey Buttofucko and his wife Ivana. I asked to get a picture, and his wife said I should get one with him, since I’m such a big fan. There were a few cuties in there as well. I got out of there before anyone decided to bite me.

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